ion dissonance

im sick of reading people saying that the new texas chainsaw massacre was FUCKING AMAZING or whatever. granted, they did portray leatherface veeery well and some props / effects were really well done, but other than that, YOU ARE ALL TRASH. why am i even getting mad at this? cuz im just silly. thats why. heres an idea retards - go out, get THE FIRST REAL BLACK AND WHITE Texas Chainsaw Massacre, turn off the lights, get your blanket and some gay stinky popcorn, and feast upon one of the greatest attempts at recreating an extremely twisted true story in american film making history. 

or, for you less attentive children who cant stand just watching black and white because what very few brain cells they have left have been wasted on watching cool movies like 'snow dogs,' or 'home alone 4***' - you can check out the first remake of texas chainsaw massacre, which was an awesome awesome awesome movie minus the insanely slow chase scene at the end haha. 

all in all, you love bad movies, i dont. dont argue, get aids.

(which btw never made it to theaters due to the fact they had to cast a new main character because of macauly caulkin's acting career slowly withering away thanks to cocaine and the inevitable process know as AGING....happens to the best of us. fag. )

saves the day (you just got it stuck in my head 2 mins ago <3)

such a great night. i love the shit out of you jess. you are a fucking godsend. i cant even begin to explain in words how awesome of a person you are. your parents are awesome also lol.

so i skipped photo class to go to my jessica queers house, and what a trip the jakeman had alone. driving alone is fun because nowhere else will you find me singing sean paul or bruce springsteen. (well maybe the boss.) anyway, i hit some gay traffic and kinda got lost once i got into faggo fall river cuz im stupid and forgot to mapquest it up thinking i knew where i was going. yeah jake. anyway, i got there and saw her awesome black hair and she looks fucking adorable. everything about this girl sdofasdjfbz;xcnasd;f calm it jake. calm it. we went upstairs after i met her dad and we talked about stuff and i was like instantly friggin...idk man...girls dont do this to me. as faggy as it sounds, i was ENTRANCED (i hate that word.) by her voice and just the way she talks. after that, we went downstairs and had lasagna with her family. how great is that. you feed the italian some dirty wop daego fuel and hes happy as all hell. good play mr and mrs. peloquin. they are very interesting people, and i had no problem talking to them. they talked about college, photo, driving, and her dad making a flamboyancy comment about jeff, jess's friend who is gay. i thought it was hilarious and for the record, MR. PELOQUIN WAS NOT AT FAULT in anyway shape or form. anywho, we finished dinner, then went outside to burn army men :D:D:D:D:D (we both have a passion for melting crap.) we made some rad art out of those fuckers that i kept. i will sell you one of our creations for $30, i shit you not. take it or leave idiots. it was made with love, pain and fire. goosh. she wore my NEW HOPE CON sweatshirt that rg traded me hahaha. i rule. anyway, the best part is, it still smells of her <3 afterwards we went upstairs into her room and looked through this draw full o' pictures she had from her childhood. they were all pretty funny due to the fact she was actually as tall / taller than most of the kids. who woulda thunk it? after that we went back to the comp room and just talked forever and listened to music and all that jazz. leaving was THE SHITTIEST tho. like 900 hugs and kisses. i hate leaving her. it sucks so bad cuz we dont know when we're going to see eachother again. boooo.

i really thought i couldnt feel things for girls after the last few shitstorms id like to call relationships. meh. you live and learn. that reminded me of alanis morisette. that lady was a homo fag. anyway, having this new sense of falling in like (har.) over again...getting the butterflies...wanting to jump up and kiss her everytime she walks by or even when shes talking....FAHK. YOU MAKE ME SO GODDAMN HAPPY. i cant even find clever lyrics to help relate to this situation. thats how crazy this shit is. snap. i dont even wanna keep posting lol. im so fucking happy right now. asdj;labsd;bkasejrbjbe <#<#,3,3,#<#<#<3,3,3,#<<#<##<#<,#<3,#<3<3<3<3<3<,3<#

7a7p

as i lay dying show last night with j.lipz and nick.

saw josh, jeremy and that kid who broke my nose.

they almost got into a fight. or 3.

some tall 40 yr old dude was at the show. he was a fag bag. i hope he gets in a car accident.

i think his wife was there. she was so gross and old and loves dancing in the cage.

haste was good.

as i lay dying was both hot and amazing.

the other bands we saw were so bad.

bob tottes party was fun. if anyone ever needs us (us being the dukes men.) to ruin a party or cause party hijinx, give us each like $5 and i promise you wont be dissapointed.

EDIT:
SevenDeadlySins1: those duders in the #12 are pretty cool. we beat their asses in football
mr trenouth: ahaha really?
SevenDeadlySins1: yeah
mr trenouth: they seem pretty cool
mr trenouth: when did you hang out with them?
SevenDeadlySins1: yeah duder chree is the man
mr trenouth: yeah i heard chree is rad
mr trenouth: that and hes a good drummer.
SevenDeadlySins1: fuck yea
SevenDeadlySins1: we kept crackin jokes about jersey
mr trenouth: did you guys just have a show with them or something?
mr trenouth: haha dirty jersey.
SevenDeadlySins1: and the were making fun of my boston accient
SevenDeadlySins1: yeah
SevenDeadlySins1: NEPA Fest
SevenDeadlySins1: smoogs is one tall motherfucker
mr trenouth: thats pretty cool tho
mr trenouth: i know lolol
SevenDeadlySins1: xmikex had to cover him
SevenDeadlySins1: in foot ball
mr trenouth: hahaha

the life of a grindstar - the story of devin wedge.

ion dissonance

remember that time we went to boston and the suicide file show was sold out by 4 people ahead of us. that was cool. fuck you, ass.

tonight was weird. id rather skip most of it.

12.25 pm: me nick pat brendan see Kill Bill.

good movie? yes.

see it.

its 3.14 and im not tired. all i want is to see jess and kiss her fucking face, but then again, gotta love distance. lame. i didnt even get to talk to her tonight. wah wah wah cry cry cry bitch and moan and bitch and moan.

saves the day

reason # 32 why brendan burke is one of my best friends, and has been for yeaaaars:

SimonBubblie: man computers that cant run AIM and explorer at the same time are so friggin sweet
SimonBubblie: they're the latest craze
SimonBubblie: the negroes love em
mr trenouth: LOL
mr trenouth: welcome to my world
SimonBubblie: i just watched the count of monte cristo
SimonBubblie: that movie is glorious
mr trenouth: hahah awesome
SimonBubblie: and i ate hot pockets
SimonBubblie: woo
SimonBubblie: good to be home
mr trenouth: nice
mr trenouth: hahaha
SimonBubblie: it makes me feel good about myself knowing that guy was way more pissed that i will ever be
mr trenouth: who lol
SimonBubblie: the count of monte cristo
SimonBubblie: you havent seen it?!
mr trenouth: oh man lol im so crappy
SimonBubblie: he makes the people in that movie that betrayed him eat shit
SimonBubblie: he's awesomely vengeful
mr trenouth: yeah that movie is good news
SimonBubblie: he has a spaniard servant that throws knives too
SimonBubblie: i want one of those
mr trenouth: my mom
SimonBubblie: so i could talk trash at some huge guy that would kick my ass, then wistle and have the spaniard throw a knife through his fucking dome
SimonBubblie: i would have him throw knives out of my car just to be dangerous
mr trenouth: hahaha
SimonBubblie: and throw beanbags at children, possibly hurting them
mr trenouth: beanbags filled with tiny balls
mr trenouth: OF HATE.
SimonBubblie: lol
SimonBubblie: he would be the fucking king of dodge ball
SimonBubblie: no one could escape
mr trenouth: hahaha
SimonBubblie: not even fast little negro children
mr trenouth: run like the dickens
SimonBubblie: lol
SimonBubblie: like the dickens
mr trenouth: who exactly is this dickens fellow
mr trenouth: he must be fast
SimonBubblie: the only dickens i can think of is charles dickens and authors arent known for their agility
SimonBubblie: thats why steven king got hit by a car
mr trenouth: LOL
mr trenouth: good point
SimonBubblie: had he been a karate teacher he would have jumpkicked the shit out of that car
SimonBubblie: street fighter 2 style
mr trenouth: lolololol
mr trenouth: i woulda thrown a fireball at it for 1000 points
mr trenouth: obv.
SimonBubblie: thats just not realistic
SimonBubblie: lol
mr trenouth: 1000 FUKCING PIIBNTAS
SimonBubblie: piibntas?
mr trenouth: you know.,
mr trenouth: points.
SimonBubblie: how does piinbtas=points?
SimonBubblie: lol
mr trenouth: how does brendan burke make out with mens asses?
mr trenouth: exactly.
mr trenouth: shut the fuck up.
SimonBubblie: LOL
SimonBubblie: jake mainini mott when in doubt pull out an obscure gay joke
mr trenouth: lololol
mr trenouth: true true.
SimonBubblie: now i have a picture stuck in my head of guile kicking the shit out of that silly car
mr trenouth: lololol
SimonBubblie: lol i just thought of something awesome a knife throwing spaniard could do
mr trenouth: haha you arent gonna let go of this
mr trenouth: lets hear it
SimonBubblie: i would have him throw dildoes into people's mouths while they talk LOL
mr trenouth: lololol wtf
SimonBubblie: "so i was talking to AHHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHH THERES A DILDO IN MY MOUTH AHHHHHH!"
SimonBubblie: thats what they would say
mr trenouth: unless it was chuck dobbins
mr trenouth: then it would go something like
mr trenouth: "so i says to mable i says...GOBBLE GOBLEL THIS IS HDELICIOUS@!!
mr trenouth: close quotations
SimonBubblie: LOL
mr trenouth: yes, chuck finds tasteless things delicious.
SimonBubblie: lol
SimonBubblie: we should go to condom world one of these days and get him to look at a huge dildo then shove his face into it and take a picture
SimonBubblie: it would be chuck smiling while a dildo pounds into his face
mr trenouth: LOLOLOLOL
mr trenouth: pounds lololol
SimonBubblie: thats one photo op you dont wanna miss out on
mr trenouth: most def
mr trenouth: thats just funny

because of conversations like that haha. i chose to stop there due to the fact the rest is pretty bad lol. but its all in jest. any of those involved in that conversation, dont take it personal.